StnCld316 Posted December 29, 2021 Posted December 29, 2021 On 12/28/2021 at 2:03 AM, pulo filipe said: Married for 30 years, they were visiting places they had been on their honeymoon. As he passes a farm he sees a high fence bordering the road. The woman says: - Honey, let's do it like 30 years ago. The guy to the car. The woman leans over the fence and they make love like never before. Back in the car the husband says: - Honey, you never moved like this for thirty years or any other time! - It's just that thirty years ago - the woman answers - the fence wasn't electrified 4
letsdothis Posted December 30, 2021 Posted December 30, 2021 4 hours ago, StnCld316 said: The last guy is going to get the worst of it. 1 2
TBG 150 Posted December 30, 2021 Posted December 30, 2021 Yep! He is the only one with a foot on the actual ground. He completes the circuit.
pulo filipe Posted December 30, 2021 Posted December 30, 2021 A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" 2
pulo filipe Posted January 1, 2022 Posted January 1, 2022 If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang. 2
Evelyn Posted January 1, 2022 Posted January 1, 2022 4 hours ago, pulo filipe said: If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang. I was born in September, now I'm sad to hear it 🙂 1
ARMY SNIPER Posted January 2, 2022 Posted January 2, 2022 9 hours ago, Evelyn said: I was born in September, now I'm sad to hear it 🙂 Me Too! I was born in September! 1
pulo filipe Posted January 2, 2022 Posted January 2, 2022 A woman comes out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yes, that means the drain is clogged again." 4
TBG 150 Posted January 2, 2022 Posted January 2, 2022 1 hour ago, pulo filipe said: A woman comes out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yes, that means the drain is clogged again." He's not getting any now! 1
Evelyn Posted January 2, 2022 Posted January 2, 2022 9 hours ago, ARMY SNIPER said: Me Too! I was born in September! Hah, how do I understand you. Oh, this September.......
StnCld316 Posted January 2, 2022 Posted January 2, 2022 A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
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