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It's not that her neighbors haven't complained at times. It's just that Alma has mistaken the loud pounding on the walls as meaning nothing more than just her neighbors probably fucking. To her, she must think that they just have an erotic thing for washing machines. "Oooo Yeah baby, just love that spin cycle." Swissh Swissh Swissh,.. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Thank you Panther. It also makes me smile when I think of some feminist maybe landing on my last comment here. It's like setting those fucking bitches hair on fire, don't you know. Now where's my little friend Laphroaig?.. Ah,.. there you are.

He'd be crawling around in diapers.

Leora,.. I'd like to take her right there on that little white rug. I also would like to take her right across my knees, when she starts to act up, or play that little girl game she likes so often to do, just so she'll know and remember, that I'm not Paul. We'll just call it, 'Having an understanding',.. But It always seemed to work very well for me.

Ponce de Deleon had long searched for this elixir of life, which is also known amongst the peasantry as the 'Fountain of Leora'. One slurp from this whirling, churning, poon tang pool, and you will remain young for all eternity. Paul is actually 68 years old,.. And yet he still looks like some baby faced little boy to anyone with eyes.

Yes, And she has a new product line out made from the rejuvenating juices from her own wet pussy,.. guaranteed to take away those aging facial lines. It's called, O'balm-acare A real medical break through. PS. It's not cheap though. A thousand Rubles a bottle.

That's how he manages to get passing grades on his course, they don't want him to just drop out. And all this time we thought he was so stupid. It's a course on structural engineering. Paul: "Look teach,.. I made a big stick." Paul's instructor: "Very good Paul,.. Now can you call Leora over here, I want to see how she has been encouraging you."

And then there was my place when I was young, called Dizzyland. A place filled with 'HIGH' hopes and drunken dreams, and a few bazaar fantasies. Neither the mouse, nor Blue Beard had anything on me.

In my youth,.. I beg to differ. I made things happen,.. If you don't, who will. And TV!,.. Fuck that shit,.. TV is a thief.

WHACK,.. "I'll teach you not to waste my valuable time,.. WHACK WHACK,.. You want your banana baby,.. Here's your banana for you, right between my legs."

As far as ridiculous goes,.. I've never gotten use to Kinko wearing a pastel pink low cut girly sock on one foot, and a powder blue one on the other foot? I'm sorry, but that would have been scornfully frowned upon by us guys back in the day. And if something like that would have ever been seen as a cool thing, or a manly thing to do,.. Don't you think that us guys back in the fifties or sixties would have come up with it beforehand? One can't help but wonder if the cams were not there, just what kind of undies he might wear? Maybe a nice paisley colored laced trimmed panty perhaps? Who knows? But it wouldn't surprise me.

Agent Dog is extremely well trained. Do whatever you want to Agent Dog during an interrogation --- but he's loyal and he will never talk. Unless you throw him a bone or something.

Van,.. I'm probably the only person to ever get within 70 feet of the Grand Canyon, and never even seen it. My wife planned it so that we would have a cabin on the most scenic side. She also planned it so that we would arrive at night, and therefore view it when the sun came up. Which would have been very nice. However, it was pitch dark there, with only a billion stars twinkling above, and the winds were screeching and howling as we were about to go to bed. She was afraid, so I lit this candle that was in this terra cotta little pot we bought in Santa Fe just prior. Well, in the middle of the night I heard the loudest smoke alarm I had ever heard in my life! It came from the soot from the end of the candle in that stupid little pot. And I was startled and sort of panic, as there were other people in other cabins not far from ours, and I didn't want to disturb them. So I opened the door, and grabbed that fucking stupid little pot and threw it out, along with the first two layers of my skin from my hand. This man there said it looked pretty serious and would probably get infected if I didn't have it tended to. So we drove all the way to Utah (Nearest Hospital) in order to do just that. How's that for fate being strange. We were so close to the canyon I could have thrown a stone into it. And yet I never saw the fucking thing.

Well, lets hope she doesn't shit. But I know what you mean.

I can tell by the way he's able to take the initiative, or use his own imagination on deciding which can of soup they should eat for that night. A truly brilliant piece of driftwood if ever there was one. "Merily merily merily,.. life is but a stream." Or, how bout this Ike and Tina Turner song,.. "Floating,.. floating,.. floating down the river."

Now this one was done well. And appropriate. How do you clever bastards manage to do such things? LOL And even without sound you can tell from this picture what has been said. Kinko: "Boy, I'm stuffed." Nora: "Me too,.. I might even be able to take a decent shit this time." Kinko: "Oh look, there's our favorite program hun,.. Maybe we should record it." Nora: "Oh yes Kinko, please do,.. I've been waiting so long to see this one." Nora: "Oh Kinko, it's always so exciting just being here with you,.. I don't suppose you might want to have a little hanky panky later? Kinko: "What's that, a new kind of soup?"

And since you brought it up,.. Will someone please tell me how it is that a word that for centuries has always been used to denote < One who is light hearted or joyful > has ever come to be used in place of the word 'queer', a word that had always been used to express that which is strange, or unusual, or out of the norm? I watched an old Sherlock Holmes movie once where Holmes once said while looking at something,.. "Come here doctor Watson, there's something very queer about this." He didn't say,.. "Come here doctor Watson, there's something very gay about this." So what the fuck happened? That now after all these years all the poets and all the song writers now have to be afraid of others laughing up their sleeves if ever they wanted to just use this once charming and wonderful little word, "gay". Now it's like this very word has been dipped in poison. And maybe I'm just old fashion, but it's all very queer to me.

I'm a little disappointed that Ma and Pa Kettle didn't make it on this list as well.

Did anyone other than myself see the dog in the middle of the night get up on the couch and just stare up hard straight into the web cam while N&K were sleeping. Very creepy and strange. I initially left a little spoof on it which apparently didn't get any support except from Mr. Spooky, under the heading of Poltergeist. So,.. funny as it was, I tossed it. But the dog bit was genuine all the same. PS. In case anyone was wondering, Mr. Spooky shot his ectoplasm all over Nora's cute tits. It was a bed shaking experience for her though, and who knows, once a thing like that occurs they tend to go on for quite a while. Keep an eye on the dog, as they are usually the first to notice such intruders.

Well, we can try,.. But I'm warning you, number 13, as I recall, is not very delightful at all. Even with the balloons and party poppers to try to soften it up, its still a bit gruesome for most peoples taste. And the screams! I really don't think my ears could take it anymore.

OMG, that means they had to share!!!!! EXCITEMENT BEYOND BELIEF!!!! Yes!.. They all three dipped their straws into the same soup bowl! And the girls both demonstrated some serious lip puckering suction going on there between them. Most exhilarating!

Well, of course what Panther says is true. All of which stems from her immaturity. Her excessive vanity also gives clues and insights as to her wanting and needing attention perhaps more than anything else. However,.. Paul is still an idiot in my books, for not doing some of the simplest things, even outside of the sexual arena that would endure any girl more to some guy. Like ordering her some flowers for always keeping such a tidy house. Or for constantly waiting on him on hand and foot. Every girl likes flowers, don't ask me why? Candy you can at least eat. (Just kidding) But seriously, it wouldn't hurt for him to try to be a little more romantic. Maybe turn off all the lights in the living room and light some candles for starters. I even have a pamphlet I could send him. "Twelve delightfully kinky things to do when the lights are low" I co-wrote it with excerpts from,.. "The Marquis de Sade"

I couldn't agree with you more. That's what I meant when I said I gave up reading comic books when I was twelve. Good to see you back.

In response to TAY: A naked girl wrapped in a fur coat can be very sexy. However, the minute that girl lets one of her legs protrude out from behind that fur coat,.. And Paul will no doubt pounce upon it and begin humping it like a dog.

More like "Superboy". (Need good friend, Squirrel, to supply graphics.)