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Martina and Alberto - home activities #15


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1 hour ago, nagachilli2 said:

Lol! It's a small world 😁

Sure is, I been up there a few times, he moved to West Wales to find work back in the 80's, he is still here, we get on well and pop in to see each other, (well till this Covid kicked off)  

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19 hours ago, pifflebunk said:

I can do better 🙂  care of Ms Rafferty (SNL Sketches) simply hysterical.  Google: ' mrs rafferty snl' a list of the sketches should appear. 🙂 

If you don't laugh you are either dead, or don't speak english, 🙂   

Regardless here are a few more from the school of female anatomy... (apologies as slightly off topic)

 

Coot coot and prune shoot,  Fun bun and mud gun,  Drainer and stainer,  Cooter and tooter

Hog taker and log maker,  Grassy knoll and gassy hole,  Bush and tush, Taco and Choco

Pink pocket and stink rocket,  Fuzzy and scuzzy,  Baby tunnel and gravy funnel

Please-hump-it and cheese trumpet ,Clam casino and bean burrito

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Just had a thought, God only knows what all that will translate as, if anyone uses google translate. I can only apologies for any confusion. 🙂 🙂 🙂 

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2 hours ago, Peterandpaul said:

Sí, por supuesto. Pero no soy aguafiestas. Quiero seguir mirando.

no busco el lugar, soy de sevilla a unos 1000 km de barcelona, pero me parece dificil localizar una casa solo por lo que se ve en las camaras de su interior

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I don't get the cutting holes in perfectly good clothes. She looked great in it before she made it look as if she just stood up after being thrown from an automobile moving at a hundred and twenty kilometers per hour.

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3 hours ago, Peterandpaul said:

Martina is really under pressure at the moment. I’ve never seen her smoke more in the past 3 1/2 years. I do hope she will calm down again. 

What pressure is Martina under? Her water was shut off, just finished her finals, she wanted sex with Alberta last night but could wake him up (he won't realize wha he's lost until she is gone), she needs some release and it is that time of the month, want more pressure could she be under. 

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