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19 hours ago, Moosecini said:

Anyone know why Martina has been indicating that her bits are sore?  Did she and Nelly get into it again and leave her with a raw puss? 🤣  She just had a shower (never get sick of watching her dance in the shower) and just before she acted like she was in discomfort there again.

Water cut due to a breakdown in the building basement, unfortunately no more showers in the coming days

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2 hours ago, JenniferMom said:

Although I knew this, reading DDHM just now really brings home for me the point that some of you have watched Martina for quite some time.  I just joined at the beginning of Nelly/Martina.  Has she ever been on cam with anyone other than Alberto?   For me, these two are exciting.  But I can just imagine how exciting it is for someone who has seen her make love to Alberto like they do ... for years ... and then have a "break out" moment with Nelly.  That has to be very exciting.  Perhaps like seeing a good friend find "true love" or have one of those "life changing moments".

It has always been Martina and Alberto , never anything else either by Martina or Alberto . I said to a friend earlier today that in my opinion if Covid hadn’t appeared , Martina and Alberto would have continued being one more couple in the project till ultimately they quit when the time would be done for them . 
 

Covid brought this unexpected turn of events and made Martina the top commented participant ☺️

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20 hours ago, Moosecini said:

Anyone know why Martina has been indicating that her bits are sore?  Did she and Nelly get into it again and leave her with a raw puss? 🤣  She just had a shower (never get sick of watching her dance in the shower) and just before she acted like she was in discomfort there again.

Obviously I'm guessing here but in the show she and Nelly put on,  Nelly put her finger up Martinas  poop shoot then into her toot toot, which frankly is a good way of transferring faecal matter and cause an infection. 

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7 hours ago, omedo said:

Maybe Martina can change the guy because Lluis, as he is called, likes meat more than fish... and as @emnvsaid, I haven't heard Martina say that either.
Besides, it seems that for some people, every time a guest appears and they don't fuck in front of the cameras, it means they do it outside the apartement, simply ridiculous.

OR, they must be GAY.  😇

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1 hour ago, pifflebunk said:

Obviously I'm guessing here but in the show she and Nelly put on,  Nelly put her finger up Martinas  poop shoot then into her toot toot, which frankly is a good way of transferring faecal matter and cause an infection. 

I see you studied anatomy at Uni, Piffle...😏

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On 4/4/2021 at 4:10 PM, emnv said:

Taco eating the couch (literally)

I have seen two spots of damage. Viewing from the Free Cam. Left section, bottom cushion, 8-10cm hole. Right section, top of arm rest, 8-10cm hole. Noticed the couch is covered with blankets.  Lucky is a dog. Taco is a rat. If Taco were mine, I would change his name to ....Bait!

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3 hours ago, nagachilli2 said:

I see you studied anatomy at Uni, Piffle...😏

I can do better 🙂  care of Ms Rafferty (SNL Sketches) simply hysterical.  Google: ' mrs rafferty snl' a list of the sketches should appear. 🙂 

If you don't laugh you are either dead, or don't speak english, 🙂   

Regardless here are a few more from the school of female anatomy... (apologies as slightly off topic)

 

Coot coot and prune shoot,  Fun bun and mud gun,  Drainer and stainer,  Cooter and tooter

Hog taker and log maker,  Grassy knoll and gassy hole,  Bush and tush, Taco and Choco

Pink pocket and stink rocket,  Fuzzy and scuzzy,  Baby tunnel and gravy funnel

Please-hump-it and cheese trumpet ,Clam casino and bean burrito

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3 minutes ago, pifflebunk said:

I can do better 🙂  care of Ms Rafferty (SNL Sketches) simply hysterical.  Google: ' mrs rafferty snl' a list of the sketches should appear. 🙂 

If you don't laugh you are either dead, or don't speak english, 🙂   

Regardless here are a few more from the school of female anatomy... (apologies as slightly off topic)

 

Coot coot and prune shoot,  Fun bun and mud gun,  Drainer and stainer,  Cooter and tooter

Hog taker and log maker,  Grassy knoll and gassy hole,  Bush and tush, Taco and Choco

Pink pocket and stink rocket,  Fuzzy and scuzzy,  Baby tunnel and gravy funnel

Please-hump-it and cheese trumpet ,Clam casino and bean burrito

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Ha Ha Smile GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

...and most guys have trouble with Geordie 🤣

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