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woodworker

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  1. She'll end up looking like Picasso's vomit after he had too much absinthe to drink. It is amazing just how desperate some girls are for attention. But I'm still not convinced they're real tattoos. She just doesn't look like the kind of stupid girl that would ruin her good looks this way. And judging by the way she's posing, it's probably just a model and an ad to try to lure even more trashy girls out there to go ahead and plaster themselves up in this shit.
  2. She looks like a Marvel comic book. I gave up reading comic books when I was twelve. However I do like girls when they're put on a leash. It just seems right somehow anymore.
  3. Just for the world to know,.. JoJo is a top notch straight up guy. And one should spend a little time with someone before they decide to actually kill them. I learn this myself years ago.
  4. Well now it's getting interesting. Leora came home around eight their time. Seemed a bit annoyed and agitated that Paul wasn't home. Then it looked like she may have text someone, and then changed into a pretty nice looking dress and it even seemed like she put on a dab of perfume by the mirror on the closet door. Now this is pure speculation I'll grant you, but if she text Paul and was going to go and meet him, it just seems unlikely to me that she would have changed her outfit into something far more attractive, and put perfume on. Here's my guess instead, mixed with a little high hope as well. I believe she texted her female friend which probably went like this. Leora: "Hi where are you?" Female friend: "I'm still with those two cute guys we met and was about to perform a threesome with them. You really shouldn't have left so soon." Leora: "Well tell Hugo to stay hard, I'm coming right back."
  5. Well you know how girls like to talk. And I suppose this topic was bound to come up at some point. Leora's Female Friend: " Your Paul,.. He good lover ya?" Leora: "Oh, When Paul makes love to me it's like time has stood still." Leora's female friend: "Oh how wonderful." Leora: "No, you don't understand,.. What I mean is that time hasn't moved forward very much at all from when we first started."
  6. She also has a first rate pussy. Nice and symmetrical, with everything nicely tucked away inside. And believe me, she knows it. It's just too bad that it's wasted on that asshole.
  7. Maybe it means nothing, but in the last few pictures she is watching or doing something on the computer, but look at where her hand is.
  8. Well, outside of Nora and Kinko, and Leora and Paul, I don't even bother to visit the other chambers of horrors there at RLC. However, I have concluded that Leora, in her flighty ways at times along with her often giddy laughter, is probably the best bet that I am aware of. Get her a Hitachi Magic Wand for Valentines, and she'll be positively beaming.
  9. He's probably looking for a way to hack into, or to unleash a virus upon those of us who have defamed the poor bastard in the past. People whom I am told may have once called him a 'Tree Stump', or 'Lifeless', or a 'Soup Sponge'. Those type of things can play havoc on a young man full of vitality and vigor. But why it should bother him,.. I'll never know.
  10. I do find it odd, that Leora has no personal friends that ever stop by. Even a stranger in a strange land, you would think would have someone, at some time, a co-worker or someone else that you would perhaps generate a friendship with.
  11. Having a camers shoved up your ass 24 hours a day will burn anyone out after awhile. Yeah,.. But where's that star quality we were all looking for? You would think that having a cam shoved up your ass would make someone there shine. But alas.
  12. Yeah, but he also needs to gnaw on a bone or something for a little protein.
  13. You play very nicely, and I just love those richly romantic Spanish tunes. I recently watched this guy play some on a 150 year old Torres guitar. Simply beautiful.
  14. Good to see you my old friend, and yes, I too would have to mute my speakers while he sourly would strum that guitar. He's not exactly John Williams, is he.
  15. It's that or maybe just shoving a bottle of Tabasco sauce up her ass. I can't decide on which I would prefer to do just now. Sorry,.. Kind of in a bad mood at the moment.
  16. You must be Paul's press agent. Personally, I don't give a fuck. Though I know he's good at humping legs.
  17. Maybe she's looking for some more tokens from her Chaturbate days.
  18. It was her way,.. She is incapable of true love. But for four years I was envied by many. Now there was this one girl, who truly did both adore and loved me. One day, in another world, I will see her again.
  19. I on the other hand once slept in the same bed with a treacherous bitch, whom I had once done a certain favor for, which could have landed me at least ten years. A cunt who once told me that she 'adored me passionately'. Much the same way I suppose Delilah must have told Samson,.. "Ooooo, I just love your hair."
  20. Sometimes fate is kind. I see it as something very fitting for one who truly admires and appreciates her.
  21. You gotta a decent Scotch?! Thank makes our friendship worthwhile. I'll be right over... Your always welcomed.
  22. OK guys - it's my round. What you drinking? Laphroaig 10 year old scotch. Real peaty shit.
  23. Yes, I remember back in the sixties when in Italy it was still a compliment to pinch a girls ass. Just try that kind of shit now and see what happens. The libs have taken all the joy and fun out of life.
  24. Keep in mind, I grew up in Detroit, and the fanchise's there were very good! Anything less and the city would have seen major upheaval's or anarchy. Also the KFC in Russia stands for Kremlin Fried Chicken. What I'm trying to say is there is no Kentucky in Russia,.. But they do have a Georgia though, or at least they used to I think?
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